“I saved Niel’s toenail clipping in a vial. I will make it into curry.” — C.A.P on his dinner plans.
“I found another one of Niel’s pubes in the shower today. I taped it to my own. Our pubes are married now.” — C.A.P doing things
“Niel says I have verbal diarrhea and he never wants to hear me speak. I don’t get it? I didn’t say anything?” — C.A.P being C.A.P
“Last night, I had a dream I was Prince Eric and Niel was Ariel. I was scared he gave his voice away to Ursula. I bit him in his sleep. He still has his voice and a nice teeth mark scar on his shoulder. I am now gagged.” — C.A.P, wishing his dreams were a reality.
“I found an eyelash today. I think it’s Niel’s. I swallowed it. Tastes so good.” — excerpt from the secret diary of Charisma Rapper C.A.P.
Today I realised what Niel’s name means in English. I slept kneeling in honour of him.